You can mix beans, cheese and/or beef, wrap it in a custom tortilla just right, and you have it. Don't hang around in a public place after eating one, it is gassy as hell.
I ate a burrito and farted at the cinema. I was kicked out :(
by Anonymous August 31, 2003
A boy who is really attractive but extremely lame and undeserving of your time. He is delicious, he smells good, and you want to devour him, but in the back of your mind, you know he will make you sick later.
Carrie: Hey, you going to finish that burrito?
Beatris: No, he's dumb as rocks.

Carrie: Dump him in the trash, that sour cream has curdled anyways.
by Bruella February 21, 2010
Perjorative slang for a Beretta handgun (as carried by a military person or federal cop)
My burrito is rusty and it rattles so bad I can't hit the side of a barn.
by The Moleman February 17, 2006
A male penis.
I stuck my burrito in her taco.
by isaac May 07, 2003
large group of hispanics hanging out in a big crowd.
John: Yo look at all those spanish people over there!
Steve: Thats one big burrito dude.
by bootycrease212 February 11, 2010
A quickly assembled gang of knife weilding Beaners.
If you mess with one bean, you'll get the whole burrito.
by Adrian123 June 06, 2007
a crazy mingin vagina (one that reeks)
man i put my finger in that puss for 5 seconds and i was a mingin burrito
by jakeup January 06, 2009

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