A stiff,flabby,black,hairy,dry, vagina. But when you open it you see narnia. it tates like that burnt white coffe that u ate last night while working the porch (porch monkey). It smells you like death and reminds you taint.
"Yo Tyrone, I did that chick last night and she had a burnt waffle."
"Hey dude what are you doing."
"Doing a burnt waffle............hey mr. tomnas."
"Hey dude could you bring the butter, the stripper has a burnt waffle."