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1. burniture
furniture that has been set on fire; usually a couch or some other flammable household object
Steve: "Did you see that bonfire in the middle of the street?"
John: "Yeah, I heard it was caused by burniture."
2. burniture
Fuel for a bonfire (furniburn) consisting of discarded wooden furniture. Burning logs are boring, throw an end table, or rocking chair on the fire pit and people take notice!
Oak dressers, maple coffe tables, pressboard entertainment centers, cribs, (my favorite) headboards, wicker (another favorite) that has been cast aside or put out for trash, are all examples of burniture.
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