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1. pyrofeliac
a pyrofeliac person who is sexually attracted to any open flame or fire,they can be extremely aggressive when it some to camp fires , when cumbiya starts grab a house and lots of burn ointment
a pyrofeliac friend i knew had this problem, lots of burn ointment downstairs
2. Disney Burn
Noun. A combination of contact dermatitis and an abrasion usually affecting the inner thighs. This type of irritation/brush burn is a direct result of walking around the Magic Kingdom, Epcot, or Animal Kingdom in hot and humid weather. Prevention is accomplished by being in reasonable physical shape before undertaking the task of wandering around for miles on foot in these theme parks during hot weather. Treatment is accomplished using zinc oxide ointment followed by a period of rest.
Madison's mom is walking around in pain today because of a nasty case of Disney Burn.
3. ointment
Substance applied for relief after receiving a burn.
"That was harsh, man. It's ointment time. Y'know... for that BURN."
by Der Capitan Dec 29, 2003 add a video
4. smashburn
1. noun. Def: Resulting burn from a particularly unpleasant hot smash, which depending upon the hot smash, could leave you ailing for hours.

The burn part of smashburn is usually related to but distinctly different from resulting burn from the runs or the squirts.
Lex: "Guys, I had a curry last night after drinking too much."
Guys: "Ah, that sucks, you'll be smashing all day."

Lex: "I just had one, and I've got smashburn."
Guys: "Maybe you should put some ointment on it."
5. Alabama Rug Burn
A nasty rash caused by long sessions of cunnilingus, primarily on the upper lip. This condition is treatable with some prescription ointments and/or creams, but quick and aggressive response is advisable. Many male sufferers typically have been in close proximity of a course haired, horny vagina while putting extreme pressure on her landing strip with his upper lip.
Mike spent hours eating Jenny's snatch Saturday night giving her pleasure and multiple orgasms. Now he's down at the pharmacist buying cremes and ointment for his Alabama rug burn.
6. Hell
Old Testament:

Deu 32:22 For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains.

2 Sam 22:6 The sorrows of hell compassed me about; the snares of death prevented me;

Job 11:8 It is as high as heaven; what canst thou do? deeper than hell; what canst thou know?

Job 26:6 Hell is naked before him, and destruction hath no covering.

Psa 9:17 The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.

Psa 16:10 For thou wilt not leave my soul in hell; neither wilt thou suffer thine Holy One to see corruption.

Psa 18:5 The sorrows of hell compassed me about: the snares of death prevented me.

Psa 55:15 Let death seize upon them, and let them go down quick into hell: for wickedness is in ther dwellings, and among them.

Psa 86:13 For great is thy mercy toward me: and thou hast delivered my soul from the lowest hell.

Psa 116:3 The sorrows of death compassed me, and the pains of hell gat hold upon me: I found trouble and sorrow.

Psa 139:8 If I ascend up into heaven, thou art there: if I make my bed in hell, behold, thou art there.

Prov 5:5 Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell.

Prov 7:27 Her house is the way to hell, going down to the chambers of death.

Prov 9:18 But he knoweth not that the dead are there; and that her guests are in the depths of hell.

Prov 15:11 Hell and destruction...
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by Betterthanyouguy Sep 12, 2004 add a video
7. Nerd Terms
EXTREMELY overused words. Most of which are 1337(leet?)speak terms, cliched insults that make people want to scream, and words that nerds use a hell of a lot.
Nerd Terms are extremely annoying, because almost everyone uses them, and because they are just plain bad disses, etc.
And now, Nerd terms have become part of the english language because of a bunch of nerds, and peer pressure, turning nerd terms into a pandemic.
Bob: (on cell with girlfriend) Wait! Don't dump me! Please!
(girl hangs up)

Nerd 1: PWNAGE!!!
Nerd 2: R3J3CTED
Nerd 3: R0TFLOL
Nerd 4:Oh!!! Diss!
Nerd 5:Burn! You need some ointment for that burn!
Nerd 6: Hope you brought yo plate, cuz youz just got served!!!

Bob: I swear I'm gonna pop a cap in yo ass, y'all.

Nerd 7: (to the other nerds) /oh, Über PWNAGE!!!! Biatch!

Joe: Bob get the hell outta there before thos Nerd Terms get into yo system, Biatch! Otherwise I will PWN YO ASS!

Nerd 7:Diss! (Then get's shot in the ass)
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