|1.||burmese belly rub|
A popular form of calming-down from back in the old country. First apply Crisco, liberally, from nipples to waistline. Next, work up quite a lather with your saliva. Proceed to then lick the belly of the rub-ee in a circular motion, beginning from the belly button, working your way outward.
Don't forget to get all the belly button lint!!
said in an old country accent, "Oh honey, it has been long stressful day at ze mines. you know just what would ease me on up, eh?"
"oooooh, of course, my loverr.. we shall have a burmese belly rub for dinner and then eskimo pies for dessert!! ..."
"Oh ho ho.... "
giggles and slurping sounds.