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bukmonster 

The 'Bukmonster' is a name given to a sneaky Japanese pervert who derives pleasure from publicly masturbating- whilst sneaking up on clueless girls and ejaculating on them, usually aiming for their faces.

See bukkake
Girl A: 'Oh Shit run it's the bukmonster!'
Girl B: (turns head) 'Where?'

**splat**
bukmonster by Nolan Pettersen March 13, 2008
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Burkonitis 

The act of becoming extremely horny. This tends to hit the average male every 2-5 minutes, and may stay in your system for the next straight 24 hours.

Symptoms include: Huge Erection, and sexual thoughts in which are usually presented physically and publicly for all to see.

Remedies: Waistband trick, a hard slap on the wiener, mudbutt
Brandon Burke has had Burkonitis all his life, im surprised he hasent gotten any pooty tang yet.
Burkonitis by JNiggaaa January 6, 2010

burpmonger 

A person who captures & hoards burps, usually in jars
Sniffsonian hired a new burpmonger for their museum

burrmonica 

a kind, usually loving creature of burrmon. Speaks burrmon& english, not very well but with help we all know the species will learn! GOO BURRMONS!
Burrmonica& Clamantha are going to fail P.E, because they do not walk laps.
burrmonica by clamantha October 29, 2011

Burkmenistan 

Nestled between the borders of Uzbekistan and Turkmenistan lies the land of Burkmenistan, a tiny country waiting to be explored. Despite its small size, Burkmenistan boasts a rich tapestry of culture, history, and natural beauty that captivates travelers from around the globe.
As you journey through Burkmenistan, you'll be greeted by breathtaking landscapes ranging from the majestic Pamir Mountains to the tranquil shores of the Caspian Sea. Outdoor enthusiasts will find themselves in paradise with opportunities for hiking, trekking, and wildlife spotting in the country's pristine national parks.
But Burkmenistan isn't just about its natural wonders. The country's cultural heritage runs deep, with ancient cities like Bukhara and Samarkand offering a glimpse into its storied past. Wander through the narrow alleyways of Bukhara's old town, where centuries-old mosques, madrasas, and caravanserais stand as a testament to its Silk Road legacy.
The people of Burkmenistan are known for their warm hospitality and rich traditions. Immerse yourself in the vibrant tapestry of local life as you explore bustling bazaars, savor aromatic spices, and partake in traditional ceremonies and festivals.
Indulge in hearty pilafs, succulent kebabs, and delicate pastries as you embark on a culinary journey like no other.
I went to Burkmenistan last week
Burkmenistan by éva May 3, 2024
The creamy, fluffy, puff-puff foaminess embodying the head of pint of lager
Wa-hooaah! What a noice cloudy burmon you got there on your pint there mate!
Burmon by Jwillclarke May 3, 2025