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verb: to refuse to answer a legitmate question of musical trivia while responding incredulously to the asker's ignorance. "You really don't know what album this is off of? Really? Really?"
"Don't burke me. I have things to do besides memorizing the Guided by Voices catalog." |
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Old cockney-English word meaning cunt. A profanity referring to the boxal region of a lady. "guvna, i had a right funny time tryin' to get up them there stairs"
"shut up you fucking burke" |
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The literal definition of this word is "to suffocate a person by means which leave no evidence, such as visual bruises and marks." i.e. to suffocate with a pillow or other soft object. Trevor: "Have you seen Billy?"
Octavia: "No, I haven't. Do you think he's been burked?" Muffled voice under a pillow: "Trevor, can you assist me in escaping?" Trevor: "I don't know, did I just hear Billy under that pillow?" Octavia: *sits on pillow* "No, thtat was just the air conditioning kicking on." |
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a very unfortunate surname for those living in the United Kingdom. Not to be confused with berk which is the cockney slang for cunt. (Short for Berkeley Hunt) Person 1: Hi, I'm Bri Burke
Person 2: LOL! Berk? You're a cunt! |
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Being hungover... You think the morning after a night in Vegas is bad, try teaching theology next period. "Aw man. I'm gonna be so burke in the morning"
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a dance that involves little to no clothing Watching him burke makes me want to shit in a bag.
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Burke: v. To suffocate someone using a soft object that will leave little to no trace evidence (i.e. a pillow, your hands, etc). Taken from a historical crime file in which a man surnamed Burke, who ran an inn, found one of his patrons dead in thier room. He took the body to a coroner's office for identification where they paid him a large sum of money for the cadaver, mistaking him for a grave robber. Then he realized he could get money for any body he delivered, and he began suffocating his tenants with their pillows and selling them to the coroner's office for medical experimentation. Mary Sue: "I don't want to stay at that inn, it looks like a place you could get burked any moment."
Matt the innkeeper (holding a pillow inconspicuously behind his back): "Don't worry, come in and I'll get you all settled in..." |
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