1. to be as drunk or high as you possibly can while operating a car over 101 mph

2. to set a land speed record above 130 mph on every country road in your community

3. to be a legend at your school for losing your license for 6 months for one speeding offense, getting stoned every night while you do your homework, or do a keg stand at breakfast, lunch, dinner and when you have the munchies

4. speeding as fast as possible to get places on time
1. Dude I burked it last night with 4 bitches in the car and didn't get pulled over!!!
2. I was burking it last night and hit 135 on Drake Rd.
3. I pulled a burke and got screwed for speeding, but who cares cuz now I have all the more reason to sit at home, get stoned and get as shitdaced as possible!!!
4. OMFG, I overslept and didn't want to be late today so I Burked it to school!!!
by MIKE BURRRRRRKE! November 20, 2006
Old cockney-English word meaning cunt. A profanity referring to the boxal region of a lady.
"guvna, i had a right funny time tryin' to get up them there stairs"
"shut up you fucking burke"
by burkeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy September 05, 2006
The literal definition of this word is "to suffocate a person by means which leave no evidence, such as visual bruises and marks." i.e. to suffocate with a pillow or other soft object.
Trevor: "Have you seen Billy?"
Octavia: "No, I haven't. Do you think he's been burked?"
Muffled voice under a pillow: "Trevor, can you assist me in escaping?"
Trevor: "I don't know, did I just hear Billy under that pillow?"
Octavia: *sits on pillow* "No, thtat was just the air conditioning kicking on."
by Jason Q. Dedrickston August 19, 2005
a very unfortunate surname for those living in the United Kingdom.

Not to be confused with berk which is the cockney slang for cunt. (Short for Berkeley Hunt)
Person 1: Hi, I'm Bri Burke
Person 2: LOL! Berk? You're a cunt!
by Bri~ June 19, 2011
a dance that involves little to no clothing
Watching him burke makes me want to shit in a bag.
by C_hamp November 09, 2007
beyond an idiot, a right proper bellend, total cunt. should of been drowned at birth.
your a burke... cunt bellend nob
by c.b,is,a,bellend February 15, 2014
A fart that squirts out at least 2 ounces of liquid poop caused by WBS, WBS stands for wet butt syndrome, its when sweat leaks into your butt crack and you fart or poop. Poop is worse than a fart, though.

And yes, farkle and burke are related.
AWW MAN!!! I JUST FARTED OUT BURKE!!!
by Urmana December 06, 2010
Being hungover... You think the morning after a night in Vegas is bad, try teaching theology next period.
"Aw man. I'm gonna be so burke in the morning"
by ihavenoideawhatsgoingon May 15, 2013

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