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also: BK
An abbreviation for a major Boner Killer. The mere thought of this homely individual will snuff out the most raging boner.
guy 1: I was going to have to stand up to do my presentation for the class in like 30 seconds, and i had this gigantic rager that wouldn't quit!
guy 2: Oh no! What happened?
guy 1: Luckily the girl presenting before me was a 250 pound bra-less burger king, with gnarly camel toe to boot...
guy 2: Dear God, your boner never stood a chance.
guy 1: Yeah, I nearly felt sorry for it.
by WakMan October 08, 2008
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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I got food poisoning from eating their food.
Fuck Burger King and their poorly cooked shit.
by kid July 22, 2003
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Once I ate a hamburger from them. That night I got bad diarrhea.
It was painful.
by Anonymous August 16, 2003
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Another fast food chain selling fat injections for 3.99. Higher dose fat injection available for 50 cent more. Burnt hamburger patties, wilted lettuce, excessive use of mayonaise, and intentionally stale french fries featured here.
Friend: Hey, want to eat at Burger King today?

Me: Mouth full of charcoal? I'll pass..
by JukeJointJezebel July 12, 2006
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1. A popular, second-rate American fast food restaraunt
2. A verb, commonly used in Babylon, NY that denotes an act of hardcore, often vicious sexual intercourse in which the receiving partner sustains grave wounds or is even killed.
1. "Bro I went to Burger King last night and I found cat shit in my nuggets"
2. "hey man I was Burger Kinging this bitch in my car and I had to take her to the emergency room afterwards"
by RootBeer July 16, 2012
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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A fun place to hang out in Eastlake. It's fun to bother the manager Pat.
by ¤ GiLL ¤ June 08, 2003
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Home of the flame-broiled whopper, and the rest of crappy unfinished burgers that gives you a bad aftertaste that lasts almost 24 hours
Burger King is only good for their alternate orders, like drinks and fries.
by *Wonderboy Marvel* July 10, 2003
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