Burdon On Society Day 

January 18th, when everyone is supposed to walk slowly, talk slowly, vandelize neighborhood signs, benches, fences, ect. If the day is on a school day, do not go to school, do not tell your parents you're not going to school, don't call in and let the school know, just don't go. Instead, go to a busy mall, get an empty cart, never buy anything but go to all the small stores and look at stuff in the thin isles for a long time. If you do buy something, buy it in unrolled nickles and dimes. If you have the pennies, thats a plus. Also, count out each coin at a time, and half way through pretend to mess up and start over. That is one of the thousands of things you can do on this day.

Justin ~"Man, did you see what Alan and Regan did on Burdon On Society Day?"
Cody ~ "Yeah, that bench with the car dealer's face on it had a cock in his mouth!"

Burdon On Society Day by P.J.Scene March 27, 2007

Burdon Twine 

A piece of twine worn around one's wrist (usually the wrist of the hand they masturbate with) until said person looses their virginity. Anyone who knows about burdon twines must wear one if they are a virgin. They are, for the most part, a secret spread only by word-of-mouth.

Guy1: Hey, nice burdon twine, loser.
Guy2: Psshh, if you know about them, where's yours? I know you've done nothing.
Guy1: Not anymore, just ask your mom!

Burdon Twine by Randy960 July 20, 2008

burden of demascus 

Experiencing the feeling diarrhea whilst in a public place. (As heard on the hottest show on the west coast: Armstrong and Getty Radio Show)

I ate Taco Bell at the mall and had a burden of demascus while shopping at Macy's afterwards.

burden of demascus by TannersTensionYo November 5, 2013

Beast of Burden 

Someone who carries anothers burdens, insecurities, or issues. This comes from the term for an animal used to transport goods or conduct hard labor such as an ox.

A beast of burden is not an ugly person or someone who causes burden as it has been incorrectly define before.

I swear he deals with all her problems. He’s just her beast of burden.

Beast of Burden by Kuamonie January 6, 2018

Cliff Burton 

Metallica's 2nd bassist, and one of the greatest metal bassists of all time. Along with Steve Harris of Iron Maiden, he was one of the first metal bass players to play complex bass lines. He also liked to play loud and often soloed (with distortion, and sometimes wah). Because of this, some people have reffered to him as a "lead bassist".

He co-wrote several great metallica songs, including Master of Puppets and Orion (which was played at this funeral), and composed most of To Live is To Die, which was recorded as a tribute to Burton in metallicas ..And Justice for All album.

Cliff died September 27, 1986 after metallica's tour bus overturned in rural Swedan.

RIP Cliff Burton.

When a Man Lies He Murders
Some Part of the World
These Are the Pale Deaths Which
Men Miscall Their Lives
All this I Cannot Bear
to Witness Any Longer
Cannot the Kingdom of Salvation
Take Me Home

Cliff Burton by I hate your Emo Haircut December 11, 2004

Dan Burton 

Someone that has to prove they are not a donkey fucker.

Him: I believe Jed is a Dan Burton.
Her: Yes, I heard he dresses them up in Cheerleader outfits and fucks them hard.

Dan Burton by mr.nad June 27, 2017

burden of proof 

Your responsibility to prove or provide evidence for a claim you have made, without being allowed to change the subject or avoid backing up the claim. The sister term to a burden of proof is a red herring (a logical fallacy tantamount to derailing). When someone has the burden of proof and doesn't want to back up their statements, they will usually either commit a blatant red herring and try to sidetrack the conversation or try to shift the burden of proof onto the other person. Since few people can clearly list their beliefs and evidence about global warming, economic models and policies, and cause-and-effect social claims ("legalizing marijuana will make everyone into a drug addict!"), this will remain a major problem for many years to come.

Guy 1: There is indisputable proof that God exists. Guy 2: May I see this proof? Guy 1: No. It is your job to prove that God does not exist. Guy 2: I do not have the burden of proof here. I claimed nothing.

Guy 1: Donald Sterling is a terrible person. He should lose all of his money, his job, and never be seen in the public eye again. Guy 2: Can you defend the claim that he's a terrible person? Guy 1: I know him well, on the basis of hearing a phone conversation of his. All people like him are the same. They are racists and they need to go down! Guy 2: Slow down there. You have a burden of proof to prove that 1) he's a terrible person. 2) you can judge someone enough based on a brief phone call to know they're a terrible person 3) all such people need to go down (whatever that means). Guy 1: I'm not going to discuss this! He's a racist and that's it! Guy 2: Please be a mature adult and respect that to continue this dispute, you must address your own burden of proof.

burden of proof by Eric Kazinsky May 31, 2014