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a cooler way of saying turd burglar.

One who turgles burds.
what are ya doin today, burd turglar?
Burd turglar: nuthin

owner: my dog raided the cat box again last night. His breath smells pretty funky.

roommate: yeah, he's turned into a regular burd turglar.
by Interstellarockstar October 16, 2011