Bumbledore 

A grand wizard of online dating. Bumbledore has been online dating for a long time, knows the dos and don’ts and is willing to mentor newbies.

Mark: What do you think of my profile Kimbra?

Kimbra: Dude, it sucks. You need to talk to Bumbledore to sort that shit out.

Bumbledore by 80s Romantic September 19, 2019

bumbledoofus 

A person who is lost and without adequate intellectual resources.

Although blessed with a winning smile, he has always been a complete bumbledoofus.

bumbledoofus by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2019

Burbedma 

Some bs religion my clueless lost friend Joel made up

I am a follower of burbedma

Burbedma by Themotherfocker October 22, 2018

Burkled 

When a seemingly simple task becomes a logistical nightmare.

"Wow, Pete, You really burkled that one"

Burkled by Jim B. A. January 4, 2008

Van-bumbled 

When you accidentally see a family member's genitals.

I was van-bumbled when my sister walked out of the bathroom with no clothes on.

Van-bumbled by Deathadder95 August 26, 2017

betty bumbledrop 

Betty Bumbledrop is a name you give to a woman (and sometimes a man) you don't give a fuck about, especially when watching a film or TV programme.

Jerry : Who's that on TV?

Joe : Betty Bumbledrop!

betty bumbledrop by Dragon Bubble March 13, 2018

Wank Burgled

Having allocated time for onanistic endeavor, plans are foiled by the unexpected arrival of unwanted person or persons. (usually flat mates, worse parents).

"I got home from work early and had made all the necessary preparations when my flatmate returned and goddamn WANK BURGLED me."

Wank Burgled by Smister Loan September 30, 2008