Urban Dictionary: bungle shot

1.	bungle-shot
	n. a type of shot likely to come back up Jose Contreras: slurring One more!! Gimme wonnnnn more!!!! Bruce Lee: I'm not giving you a damn bungle-shot, what's the point?? buy bungle-shot mugs & shirts alcoporn alcoheimers barlot 12 stepper 13 stepper by benny b from the bronx May 10, 2006 add a video
2.	cowboy up
	to order a shot of whiskey Bruce Lee: Cowboy up motherfucker! Jose Contreras: I'm halfway to Heavington, but get me a Jim Bruce Lee: No, get it yourself buy cowboy up mugs & shirts 13 stepper bayonetting the wounded barlot bungle-shot blackout brigade alcoheimers alcoporn by benny b from the bronx Aug 17, 2007 add a video
3.	pocket forensics
	determining where you drank last night by examining your collection of matchbooks and credit card receipts; also known as following the caper trail. Bruce Lee: What in God's name are you looking for? Jose Contreras: Just doing some pocket forensics. I was allegedly quite boisterous last night but I don't recall being in public. buy pocket forensics mugs & shirts 13 stepper bayonetting the wounded barlot bungle-shot blackout brigade alcoheimers alcoporn cybersouse by benny b from the bronx Aug 17, 2007 add a video
4.	fugly bus
	the mysterious bus that whisks away all the ugly people from the bar and replaces them with their beautiful cousins; usually arrives after your tenth drink. Jose Contreras: Wow, where did all these aesthetically gifted women come from? Bruce Lee: I assume the fugly bus came by a few drinks ago. Jose Contreras: Shit... well, fuck it. buy fugly bus mugs & shirts 13 stepper bayonetting the wounded barlot bungle-shot blackout brigade alcoheimers alcoporn pocket forensics fubar by benny b from the bronx Aug 17, 2007 add a video
5.	hair of the bear that mauled you
	Vodka drank the next day to defeat a vodka hangover; an update of hair of the dog that bit you. Other drinks could be substituted for vodka as long as you come up with a new animal. For example, hair of the demon that violated you could be tequila. Bruce Lee: What's in that? Jose Contreras: Some more vodka. I'm struggling from last night, hopefully this shit will ease me up. Bruce Lee: Ahh, hair of the bear that mauled you, huh? buy hair of the bear that mauled you mugs & shirts 13 stepper bayonetting the wounded barlot bungle-shot blackout brigade alcoheimers alcoporn fugly bus pocket forensics hair of the dog that bit you by benny b from the bronx Aug 17, 2007 add a video
6.	kamikaze eyes
	The look a drunk gets when he spies someone he's always hated but was always too sober to fight. Jose Contreras: Shit man, are you sporting kamikaze eyes for that asshole? Bruce Lee: Not applicable. I kicked the living shit out of him sober already. buy kamikaze eyes mugs & shirts 13 stepper bayonetting the wounded barlot bungle-shot blackout brigade alcoheimers alcoporn roadside olympics jumping strays cowboy up by benny b from the bronx Aug 17, 2007 add a video
7.	last call Lothario
	A drunk who is shy until last call, at which point he'll try to hook up with anything that has a pulse and/or booze at home. Bruce Lee: Damn, that quiet motherfucker is suddenly talking to all the transients, that is disgusting. Jose Contreras: He's just a last call Lothario, typical bullshit. buy last call lothario mugs & shirts 13 stepper bayonetting the wounded barlot bungle-shot blackout brigade alcoheimers alcoporn by benny b from the bronx Aug 17, 2007 add a video

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