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a distinctively male body part also known as a trouser snake or skin flute--used by Pride and Prejudice fan fiction authors as a euphemism for Mr. Darcy's naughty bits
Elizabeth, newly made Mistress of Pemberly, marveled at the size of Mr. Darcy's bunchage.
by firestonedust October 27, 2008
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