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brunching 

the act of eating lunch and breakfast at the same time and it's deliciousssssss. Best when served with mimosas, bloodies, and a round of laughter with friends.
Let's go brunching Sunday I'm going to be soooo hungover!!!
brunching by dimvaloo May 25, 2016

basic bitch brunching 

When basic bitches go for brunch. Foods of choice generally include mimosas, eggs benedict, and French toast with strawberries and whipped cream. A basic bitch brunch is not complete until at least one member of the group posts pictures of their food on social media outlets, including but not limited to Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat.
Basic bitch 1: Hey, do you want to go basic bitch brunching this weekend?

Basic bitch 2: Yaaaaas, I literally haven't been in forever!

Brunching Day

A day of celebration that falls on the Sunday after the first day of spring every March. It originated as a non religious, non commercial holiday that celebrates the change of season with the century old tradition of brunch.

Gift giving is customary on Brunching Day to add the the joyous undertone of the tradition, and as an act of defiance to the stagnant commercially propelled gift giving of western culture's "holiday season"

The first recorded Brunching Day occurred in Kansas City, Missouri on March 23, 2014.
My favorite holiday is Brunching Day!
Brunching Day by BrunchingDay April 20, 2014

Dirty brunching 

The act of getting "dirty" in the morning via sexual activity, not showering, and fulfilling the subsequent desire for breakfast afterwards; usually late in the morning due to morning activities.
"Got plans tomorrow, darling?"
"Nothing in particular."
"Perfect, want to dirty brunch?"
"Oh, you dog--you know I do..."

"How was your morning?"
"It was swell, the Mrs. and I went dirty brunching and picked up a couple items at Lowes."
Dirty brunching by Jack O'Reidy August 26, 2013

extreme bunching 

When a stretchy shirt bunches up waayyy past comfort,usually up to your boobs. can also happen in shorty-shorts on fat girls. this usually results in muffin overflow
Trisha had some extreme bunching going on. It was definately the grossest thing i've ever seen.
extreme bunching by steven lebarron February 29, 2008

Buttmunchingfuckstickassclown 

Any person in a position of authority whom by virtue of their ass kissing abilities have elevated themselves to level where they are required to wear a cheap plastic nametag with their name on it followed by the word "Supervisor"
Sean is a real buttmunchingfuckstickassclown. He also sucks dick.