A person who is so lathargic they never move and steadily gain mass as they develop into a large lazy lard ass
Ryan is such a bumsicle, he stays in bed all day, plays Pokemon on his DS and constantly orders delivery.
A bum who freezes to death on the street. Usually found in the morning frozen solid to his park bench.
"The only thing i hate about working in sanitation is having to chip the bumsicles off the dumpsters in the winter."
A usually highly intoxicated urban outdoorsman
A.K.A a bum
that hangs out,passes out or is otherwise stuck in a snow bank that was obviously just too difficult to navigate.
Daddy, is that dirty man making snow angels?
Dad- no Son, that is just a "bumsicle".
A word Bum-sik-el
that basically means "crap" or "darn" or any word in similarity.
My bowling ball went into the gutter. "BUMSICLE!"
Like a popsicle, but with a bum on top rather than an ice lolly...
-"This bumsicle sure is good!"
-"Oh no! I got fluff on my bumsicle"
-"This popsicle tastes like bum..."