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bumscrubber

1. Like a toothbrush for your ass hole; it scrubs the crustified dung off of one's ass hairs while providing a sandpaper-esque feeling on the soft tissue of your rectum

2. Any bristled object used to clean a dirty homeless invalid, against his or her will, while they lay half-dead beside a trash heep asking for spare change

3. A sand paper covered dildo for use by any man or woman who either likes the feeling of blood running out of his or her butt, has lost all feeling in the anal cavity due to excess butt-dildo-use and therefore needs the bumscrubber for any sort of titilating stimulation, or really just likes a very clean and irritated inner anus
I went to the radiologist the other day for an x-ray and they found that bumscrubber I lost a couple weeks ago.

"Come here you dirty bum and get your scrubbin," said the angry bum hater. "Oh no, not the bumscrubber, it hurts so bad!" said the dirty bum.
bumscrubber by bumscrubber September 23, 2009

Badrubber 

A condom that failed to do its job.
My parents always said I was a mistake. Damn Badrubbers.
Badrubber by fragor1 September 22, 2009

Bumcumber 

A gargantuum haemorrhoid of colossal proportions, protruding from the 'annus' like a shiny purple cucumber of the size which would have nuns doing press-ups in cucumber fields.
"Christ Nora, what the hell is that poking out of your arse?"

"It's me 'Farmer Giles' Edie, they're terrible bad at this time of year!"

"Shiver me timbers! I thought you were giving birth to a blimp - that thing makes a blue whale look like a Tic Tac!"

"Well, the doctor gave me some tablets, suppositories he called 'em, but for all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse! Bloody bumcumbers!"
Bumcumber by Andrealphus June 27, 2010
A term used while paragliding on small practice hills where you are not able to actually take off, but still able to sit back in your harness so your bum drags along the ground to the bottom of the hill.
-How was the site?
-If the winds were strong, there could be some lift, but without decent wind we were only able to do a few bumrunners.
bumrunner by Condor2008 April 13, 2009

Callan is a bumrusher 

Callan is a bumrusher, for example you will be at school and you will randomly hear screaming because callan is bumrushing his friend into a brick wall, and bumrushed his girlfriend into a bench.

He is also ranga so ranga pubes run
When callan sees his target he sees them at a brick wall and charges his ranga powers to go bumrush them and he goes neeooooowwww and yep they dead and they scream “HEEEEEELP HEEEEEEELP”

LIGMA

Callan is a bumrusher

Not ok.
Callan is a bumrusher by SANTALIGMA February 17, 2022
WHEN YOUR POSSIBLY AUTISTIC GIRLFRIEND ATTEMPTS TO SAY BRITHER
I HAVE TO GO GET MY BRUBBER
BRUBBER by BRUBBER October 3, 2023