| 260. | Swaggot | ||
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Someone with 'swag', derived from the word 'faggot'. "That asshole with the 'swag' bumper sticker just cut me off!"
"Whatever, he's a swaggot, you have to expect it." |
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| 261. | fagnet | ||
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Something that will lure homosexuals That bumper sticker that says "I heart vag" could actually backfire against that hit in a "methinks thou protesteth too much" sort of way and actually become a fagnet.
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| 262. | hypocritical patriotism | ||
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What most of the world's citizens suffer. Typically, a citizen of a given non-American country will defame Americans as being fanatics and meatheads over the smallest displays of patriotism that are made. They almost always pride themselves on being "open minded" and "tolerant" (something that, somehow, is the opposite of patriotism in the mind of a prejudiced anti-American) because they are not fanatical like they claim the Americans are.
In reality, these people tend to be far more patriotic, sometimes even bordering on chauvunism or nationalism. A typical example is sports fans who follow their national team. Canadians are among the most well-known practicioners of hypocritical patriotism. The Canadian compared the Americans visiting his town to lower life forms, declaring that Americans will believe anything the government tells them simply because the visitors had an American flag sticker on the bumper of their car. He then went on to say that Canadians were the superior people in the world. The Americans laughed in reply, finding humor in how blind the Canadian was to his own fanaticsm.
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| 263. | russian | ||
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nu ladno pozani vot vam vsem pravda:
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Well... I`m russian girl that wants to make some new frinds from all over the world =)) You Know You're Russian When... Your car costs more than your college education Your blood has a permanent vodka content level, no matter you have been drinking or not Any outfit you wear involves leather (even in the summer even when no coats are worn) Your idea of a normal Friday or Saturday night is spending it raving with 200-300 of your closest friends Your idea of a love song is Track 1 of the New York Underground Party Volume 3 CD. Things you can't live without include food, water, and a cell phone Instead of notes during class you write text messages to your friends in Russian font You come home at 3am and your parents are still out partying with all your friend's parents People are always asking you if you can get them a cheep deal on something...and you can Every sentence you say or hear starts with "blyat" and ends with "nahuy" You know the new line of Nokia's 3 months before they come out on the market You can't go to the movies on Sunday night without having to save 20 seats for your late friends cuz they're buying semichki You don't mind family get-togethers because you know the grandmas will be making dinner You know all the cops by their first names You know someone who works at a dental lab You are somehow related to most of the people you know On the weekends your place of residence is the pool hall, and every 10 mins the tolstii... |
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| 264. | nfc | ||
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No Fat Chicks, a shirt Peter Griffen affectionaly wears in a particularily good episode of Family Guy. I love my car so much, I put an NFC sticker on the back bumper to make sure the world knows exactly how dangerous beer goggles can be if you're not careful.
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| 265. | the prius game | ||
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a game popular in some parts of california.
it's punch buggy, only you don't hit people, and you aren't looking for vw bugs, you are looking for a toyota prius. the point break down is this: 5 pts per prius 60 pts if you see a prius re fuling at a gas station 60 pts if you see a prius at a drive-thru 400 pts if you see a prius with any of the following bumper stickers: -a pro bush sticker -a pro-life sticker -a support our troops sticker -"jesus loves me" this game can go on for one car trip, or you can carry a notepad to keep points for a long term game. if it is a long term game, people can get extra points (double) for each prius they see while riding in a prius. *can be played for money. She kicks my ass every time we play the prius game.
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| 266. | Fag Chariot | ||
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A VW Jetta. A disproportionately high number of fags own VW Jettas and place a fag symbol on the rear bumper such as a human rights campaign equal sign and or a rainbow sticker. "Wow, look at all these Fag Chariots in the parking lot. Is there a Madonna Concert going on in the mall or something?"
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