| 1. | Ball Coverings | ||
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Ball Coverings are anything that sheilds the balls from the light of day ball coverings. (Ball Coverings) Hold on dude wile im in the store i need to pick up some new ball coverings.
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| 2. | Gunny Granny Flu | ||
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A disease very similar to Middletons' Disease only much worse. This disease is suffered by Beatrice Middleton when she wants to play with the kids, but they aren't there. It is also commonly seen in the Middletons' pet dog, Bumper, when he wants to play. When she gets Gunny Granny Flu Beatrice is often stuck in the house and is very lonely. It is cured by intense workouts and other treatments such as massages. So if you love the comic strip 'The Middletons', be careful - you might get Middletons' Disease and the Gunny Granny Flu. Bumper: Uh oh, its school time again. I bet Miss Beatrice will have the Gunny Granny Flu.
Rusty: She sure will! Its tough when the kids are in school. Crazy fall time. Beatrice: Yes, it is crazy around this time. But think of it this way: you get to spend all your time with me. Isn't that sweet? (She reaches for a Martian Mud and rubs it into Bumper's fur) Bumper: Thank you! That's better. Now I've got the Gunny Granny Flu. What else can we do? Rusty: Well, I know she likes to stretch. How about we stretch each other? (Bumper and Rusty start stretching on each other) Beatrice: Yes, that's it. You two know how to make a Gunny Granny feel better. Now how about a game of fetch? (she throws a tennis ball to Rusty) Bumper and Rusty: Poor Beatrice! She doesn't know what to do. I guess the Gunny Granny Flu will never end. Its just so sad. |
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| 3. | bumper nuts | ||
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Imitation bull's ball made of chromed steel or colored plastic, that are hung from the rear bumper of pick up trucks and sport utility vehicles. See see bumper balls Ihung some chrome bumper nuts on my f-350 dually.
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| 4. | bumper bowling | ||
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The act of driving a motor vehicle down the interstate while tired or intoxicated and "bumping" back and forth between the rumble strips when you pass out. Just like in bumper bowling, the ball reaches it's final goal, but not without some assistance from going in the gutter. "Man I was way to tired to be driving last night. I was bumper bowling all the way home."
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| 5. | bumper bowling | ||
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The tendency of a pedestrian preoccupied with another task (e.g. talking on a cell phone, fiddling with a portable music device) to veer left and right across the sidewalk, unknowingly blocking faster-walking pedestrians attempting to overtake them.
So named for the similarity between the perpetrator's movements and those of a bowling ball in the eponymous ten-pin bowling variant, in which the lane's gutters are blocked by bumpers to prevent gutterballs. |
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| 6. | mom car | ||
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a car typically driven by a housewife, such as a suburban or a minivan. They are often used to cart around kids to soccer games, and that is why so many of these mom cars have little soccer ball magnets on the back Amanda: look at that mom car (points at passing mini- van with soccer ball sticker on the back)
Katharine: eww, that's so gross! mom cars are fugly. |
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| 7. | ball bumper | ||
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a shock absorber for a high speed cock sucker man your ball bumper sure is thick
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