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(noun)
German compound word combining "to bump" and "to burn" used to describe the driving phenomenon of hitting a pothole at precisely the same moment one attempts to take the initial sip of extremely hot coffee.
Authorities are citing bumpenskälden as the reason for Monday's fatal 12 car pile-up on the Gardener Expressway.
by Bileduck April 02, 2011