To put simply an egg
"Hey my hen laid a bumnut
"Hey lets go and have a bumnut for lunch"
Eggs: Normally refers to chicken eggs.
For breakfast, would you like your bum nuts scrambled or fried?
small poos that really hurt and you have to force them. never pleasant. they also make inordinately large splashes.
two guys in toilets:
'oi blud that sounds like your dropping a monster'
'nah mate, its just bum nuts'
A piece of harded exrement
, that clings
to the hair around ones anus. Some bumnuts cling to the hair so well that removing them can rip the hair out from the root which can be painful.
He doesn't wipe his backside, he will get bumnuts.
A derogatory word for a useless or stupid person.
I'm not working with that bumnut!
get lost, Bumnut!
What your dog leaves on the patio. Normally firm, well formed stools that bear an uncanny resemblance to walnuts, or pieces of chopped sausage.
"That dog has dropped a pile of bum nuts on the carpet again!"
"Gross! I stepped on a bum nut!"