bumk 

combination of the words bunk and bump. meaning bad blow. or a fake line of insufflated drugs.

ah man, james caught a bumk.

bumk by geefizzunkel March 23, 2011

Bumkey 

A Norwegian mom in a wheelchair with multiple sclerosis

awe bumkey your so sweet

Bumkey by Wangchops September 16, 2018

bumkerchief 

A special type of toilet tissue. Comes in individual sheets usually from a dispenser. Forces the wiper to use lots of sheets at once to ensure proper hand coverage.

Oh crap, this hotel only has bumkerchiefs! I’d better make sure they have lots of soap.

bumkerchief by Smellysalmon July 9, 2023

bumknuckle 

a completely useless person who is wasting my air, someone who is not retarded but acts that way

grant you are a bumknuckle on the ass of society

bumknuckle by paul March 17, 2004

bumkin 

A cute hillbilly

'That hoedown last night was a real hoot'
'Yep, lotsa bumkins shakin what their mamas gave em'
'Too bad we didn't bring enough moonshine to bag a couple of em'

bumkin by mr.burnside May 27, 2017

Bumkin 

Getting a Blowjob while taking a shit

This bitch was givin me a Bumkin and i almost blew my o-ring

Bumkin by K Bizz June 10, 2005

bumkineer 

a typical small town person that knows no better

this bumkineer siting behind me really staring to get on my last nerve.

bumkineer by varavva December 24, 2009