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bumping purses 

When two homosexual males want to have butt sex, but can not because they are both bottoms.
Lance and Ethan wanted to fool around, but they'd just be bumping purses.
bumping purses by black winter October 14, 2009
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Coochie bumping

When two lesbians rub their clits together to bring themselves to orgasm
I’m totally coochie bumping with lia tonight
Coochie bumping by Chef Navi June 30, 2018
An old joke in Runescape where you pay a large sum of gold in order to buy a gf.
guy: I have 10 mil. Buying gf.
other guy: I'm selling.
buying gf by thot eliminator March 14, 2018
A short form for "bad mannering." Occurs frequently in online games (like LoL, WoW, SC2) in which a player will insult, rage or swear at another player on his/her own team, usually for no known reason.
Bob: "I was playing LoL last night and this guy wouldn't stop bming me"
Mary: "What a douche"
bming by woohoo1234 September 23, 2012

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?! 

Dude1:I need your help! Can you come here?
Dude2:Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes
Dude1: Alright, hurry up then come over here.
Dude2:I can't find them.
Dude1:What do you mean you can't find them?
Dude2:I can't find them. There's only soup.
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's only soup"?
Dude2:It mean there's only soup.
Dude1:Well get out of the soup aisle!
Dude2:Alright, you don't have to shout at me (move to the next aisle) There's more soup!
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's more soup"?!
Dude2:There's just more soup!
Dude1:Go into the next aisle!
Dude2:(move to the next aisle) There's still soup!
Dude1:Where are you right now?!
Dude2:I'm at soup!
Dude1:WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?
Dude2:I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
Dude1:WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Dude2:I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!
Dude1: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Dude2: F*** YOOUUUU!!!!

Sad Bumping 

When you're getting bummed and aren't happy about it
Adam - i'll bring the KY Jelly!
Austin - I'll bring the giggles
Adam - no one likes a Sad Bumping
Sad Bumping by Free Star November 25, 2016