Top Definition
n.
(1)Excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces, usually indicating gastrointestinal distress or disorder.
(2). The watery feces itself.
(1)"I can't come into work today"
"Again? You had better have a good reason this time"
"I have bumhonk"
"Oh, sweet Jesus no."

(2) "Would you like to try my delicious Starbucks Iced Java Chip Moccachino?"
"Nah, it looks like a load of bumhonk"
"Ah. So remind me, why am I friends with you?"
by AndNico March 17, 2008

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