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2. bumf
Short for bumf-odder, or toilet paper.
I say Terence, is there any bumf in your cubicle, we're running out in here.
1. bumf
Office paper work. Derived from bumfodder, toilet paper.
Our new boss gives us a lot of bumf.
by Cap'n Bullmoose Apr 21, 2005 add a video
3. bumf
spam
what the fuck is this bumf in my mailbox?!?!?!?!?!?!!
by Ishkabibble Aug 20, 2003 add a video
4. bumf
big ugly mother fucker
corey is such a bumf.
by rabbit Feb 6, 2005 add a video
5. bumf
bumf is just stuff. not much else to it.
such-a-thing comes with a lot of unnecessary bumf.
6. Bumf
(n) One who is extremely awkward, but at the same time extremely lazy. One that doesn't move fast and would rather not move around.
"Why don't you come play B-BALL with us Mike?"
"Don't bother asking him, Mike is a true bumf."

"Did you hook up with Jon last night?"
"No, we started talking and he such a bumf."
7. bumf
short for anal sex
bumf??? bumf!!!
by CAT~ Feb 26, 2004 add a video
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