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Commonly known as "BHS" bum hungry syndrome refers to the knickers of a male or female once they have ridden up into the cheeks of the buttocks.
The term "bum hungry syndrome" derives from the idea of your arse being so hungry it has actually stared to eat your pants...
BHS is frequently caused by ill fitting underwear, specific breeds of underwear cause chronic bum hungry syndrome, so much so that it may mature into "starving bum syndrome" these pants include: girl boxers, high legged briefs and the notorious laced pants. A note for those trying to avoid BHS...ironically pants purchased from the shop "BHS" (British home stores) do not cause the disease, though ones bought at Primark do (speaking from personal experience!)
In serious cases when the knicker-line of the BHS is visible from the outside of your clothing, it is at this point that the BHS must be ejected. One advises you walk quickly to an uncrowded area and do the deed, as it were.
Girl: "sweet jebus! Look at the BHS on her!"
Old man to a comrade: "dude, you think here ass it hungry?!"
Perturbed dog: "woof...that is some bad ass Bum hungry syndrome you got goin’ on there my brutha!...woof"
Noun. One who has or is fumbling the Bum
Alexander is a smeller bum fumbler
The unfortunate event when fecal residue is left around the anus and the person in question does an activity which involves great exertion. This exercise leads to sweating and consequently blends with the faeces to form a substance known as 'Bum Oil'.
Dude 1: that was a great round of tennis
Dude 2: yeah dude, but we should have stopped earlier, i've got bum oil running down my leg!
The "language" that one hears when passing by a homeless member of society. Acquired over time, bum speak leads one to gradually speak to oneself, resulting in a language that cannot be easily understood by the general public. Sometimes accompanied by homeless banter, or your average mumble jumble, bum speak can not always be ignored since it is often coupled with random bursts of excessive vocal volumes.
Note: Bum speak can most easily be compared to the voices most famously characterized by the adults in the popular comic of Peanuts and Charlie Brown, such as the classroom teacher.
Chris: "You hear that guy back there? I couldn't understand one word he was saying as he was sitting on that bench!"
Jeff: "That, my friend, is what you call bum speak. No one understands!"
Bum Fungus is a fungal infection of the outer colon.
Bum Fungus is usually found in the holes of Pregnant women, Acrobats and people named Robert.
Bum fluff is literally sparse and whispy facial hairs on an adolescent boy, (Or Asian girl)... Tee hee! Which resemble peach fuzz, under-bed lint, gossimar threads... or any fine downy substance.
"You look a right cunt with that bum fluff on thy face mate! Grow up and stop trying to look like a blonde girl's arse!!!!" * Mr Kipling's Diaries.*
1.Someone who is a bum is known as a homeless, crackhead, or just a person who dresses ugly and walks on streets being lonely- alot of people use it to dis people.
2.Another version of bum used a lot in the area of Virginia it means sexy, cute, or good
1.Chick you ain't nothing but a bum.
*She be walking around school like she a bum ever since they broke up.
*Man I'm broke I just gave that bum my last 5.
2.Damn that shorty is bum.
*Oh my god girl he is so bum.
*Damn ma this chicken is so bum.
after all of that u should know the definition of bum and u should be tired of the word bum cuz i know i am