Easy to start: 1.) Find a minimum of at least 2 Bums.
2.)Go tell Bum #1 that Bum #2 was the guy responsible for putting him on the street and that he stole the last little bit of Thunderbird, and his last cigarette filter, you know, the one that has 3 to 4 grains of tobacco on it.
3.)Sit back and watch the crust chip away as they come out swingin'.
Sometimes it'll work when you walk through Grand Central Station and drop a dollar in change in front of a gaggle of Bum.
I Got filthy when I started a couple of Bum Fights and their crust was flying!
by mavros April 11, 2006
when two hobos partake in combat usually armed with nothing or maybe a broken beer bottle or pipe
bum fights usually happen under bridges
by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004
When you pay two bums to fight each other to the death. The winning bum gets the deads bum's money
You: Hey, i'll pay you 20 bucks each to fight to the death
Bum 1: ok
Bum 2: sounds fair
-The fights starts-
-Bum 2 wins-
You: ok heres 40 bucks
Bum 2: cool
by bigBalla June 10, 2005
Best damn video ever.
I'ma serve rocks. All day, all long.
by KRHimself April 16, 2004
when two homeless people brawl for cash or booze
" it's called bumfights"
by joe don baker December 20, 2002
Where you get stupid-ass hobos and pay them little or no money to fight and do other stupid shit for your own sick amusement.
Paying on to tattoo BUMFIGHT across his knuckles or his forhead for a couple slugs of whiskey.
by mike styckiewicz April 22, 2003
(noun) A well attended and lengthy drinking session.
"Where are we going for the bumfight this week?"
"How about Weatherspoons?"
by ShoelessRoss December 28, 2007
Controversial homevideo, or "documentary", where young men decided to video tape the real "street life." Includes bums fighting, bums being tied up, and vandalism.
BumFights is even too sickening for Tom Green! But Tom Green is some one-balled faggot so who cares! Go Rufus!
by Beedub December 27, 2003

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