| 1. | bum turf | ||
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1. The unbridled mane of one's buttocks. (see manscaping)
2. The area which a bum claims to be his own to collect his income. Bum turf may be, and usually is fought for. Many a bum have lost their turf due to drunkeness, or inability to stand their ground. 1.
"Man my ass itches" "Why?" "I've got stubble because I just shaved my bum turf" 2. "There's broken glass, vomit and shit everywhere" "Yeah, I saw a couple of guys fighting over their bum turf" 3. "Why do you need to share my bum turf?" "Because I went back to mine, and found a couple of fags in my box, and I knew what they were doing because the velcro sound. It must've been the rubbing of bum turf on freshly manscaped crotch" |
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| 2. | bum turf | ||
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1. The unbridled mane of one's buttocks. (see manscaping)
2. The area which a bum claims to be his own to collect his income. Bum turf may be, and usually is fought for. Many a bum have lost their turf due to drunkeness, or inability to stand their ground. 1.
"Man my ass itches" "Why?" "I've got stubble because I just shaved my bum turf" 2. "There's broken glass, vomit and shit everywhere" "Yeah, I saw a couple of guys fighting for bum turf" |
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