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1.
An unfortunate protrusion from the "chocolate starfish" AKA Farmer, Nobby etc. Can be treated with Preparation H, or a similar pharmaceutical product.
"Oooof! These bum onions give me hell when I ride my bicycle": Attributed to J Sheehan 2004
by Dr van Truessen January 27, 2004