|57.||Wanky Bum Poke|
Similar in style to a Pokey Bum Wank, only with less ferocity. More for the casual opportunist than than the full blown sexual misfit. Usually using only one digit.
Hey, i heard that Ghandi was photographed having a pokey bum wank last night? Na....it was just a quick wanky bum poke, he was in a hurry
Whereas smokers have been relegated to the status of second-class citizens and thus have a fraternal bond to one another, the intent of this statute is to promote the spirit of the society of smokers and prevent abuse of the same.
Bum: One who asks for a cigarette
Holder: One who has cigarettes
(1) - A holder is obligated to provide a cigarette to a bum upon request given in a reasonably polite way, UNLESS:
(A) - The bum has already requested one or more cigarettes from the holder in the course of a 24-hour period, OR
(B) - The bum is notorious, OR
(C) - "Last Smoke Exception" : The holder has only a single cigarette left.
(D) Sections (1)(A-C) do not apply if the bum is a hot.
(2) - Upon receipt of a cigarette, a bum is obligated to engage the holder in polite conversation UNTIL:
(A) - A reasonable time lapses, OR
(B) - The holder signals that no further conversation is necessary
(3) - A holder is always obligated to provide a light to a bum.
Bum: "Hey man, can I get a smoke?"
Holder: "Hell no, buy your own!"
Bum: "Dude, poor cigaretiquette."
A group of upto ten boys who worship one leader. The leader worships his brother, and copies him, for the squadron to then copy him. They listen to the same music, like the same clothes, go after the same love interests, but most importantly, engage in sexual activity with each other.
"Look at them lads all bumming each other. F*cking BUM SQUADRON!"
a homosexual that doesent realise no one wants his bum
look at mr.faggot, he doesent have a clue, that every one in the room is straight.what a bum clown .
|61.||snap one off|
when one has to go do number 2's.
Hang on Tel, be back in a mo, gotta snap one off.
One butt-cheek with an abnormal size and shape. The cause is from petting Giraffe tongues. Another cause is eating pretzel and cherrios at the same time. Side affects of Bum Disease are excrutiating pain. Feeeling an overwhelming attractivness to Mr.Collins. There is only two ways to cure this unfathomable disease, you must look pictures of sexy nerds and Mr. Darcy. from Pride and Prejudice .
Willis didn't go to school because he had Bum Disease.
When one sits on anothers face
John gave Alister a great bum blanket