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1. bum fluff
Facial hair that is so sparse it can be considered as good as the fluff on one's bottom
That's not a moustache - that's bum fluff
by Gordon Apr 2, 2003 share this add a video
2. bum fluff
Bum fluff is literally sparse and whispy facial hairs on an adolescent boy, (Or Asian girl)... Tee hee! Which resemble peach fuzz, under-bed lint, gossimar threads... or any fine downy substance.
"You look a right cunt with that bum fluff on thy face mate! Grow up and stop trying to look like a blonde girl's arse!!!!" * Mr Kipling's Diaries.*
3. Bum fluff
Ah you're all wrong it aint on your arse it's on your face....god
hey you might wanna shave that bum fluff
by MaHe Nov 27, 2003 share this add a video
4. bum fluff
When an adolescent boy first grows facial hair it looks all wispy and yucky. This hair resembles the fluffy hair on some people's bums. So shave it off or you can look ridiculous. Girls really hate it. I'm a girl!

So shave it off and get a REAL beard started!
Once I was up close to my big brother's friend. He had heaps of Bum Fluff on his face which made me want to PUKE!

5. bum fluff
Hair on the chin that nobody likes!
Chips has alot of bum fluff!
6. Bum fluff
The growth of hair aroung the arse area which causes such an itchyness that you end up walking like you've shit youself!
If you had to be any fluff in the world bumfluff would be the shitiest!!!
7. bum fluff
like peach fuzz but on your ass
"bum fluff is not real facial hair.
do not try and grow a beard of bum fluff"
by ben dover Mar 24, 2003 share this add a video