Small. peculiar looking French person with extradorinary eyes. Also capable of making 'bum-faces' and the occasioanl 'bum-comment'.
"Bum-eyes you donkey-raping-shit-eater."
"Stop making bum-faces."
(Weebl and Bob) A disease in which the eyes are replaced with buttocks. It is contracted by being sprayed with eye poo.
Bob, you have the bum eyes?