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1. bum eyes
(Weebl and Bob) A disease in which the eyes are replaced with buttocks. It is contracted by being sprayed with eye poo.
Bob, you have the bum eyes?
2. bum eyes
Small. peculiar looking French person with extradorinary eyes. Also capable of making 'bum-faces' and the occasioanl 'bum-comment'.
"Bum-eyes you donkey-raping-shit-eater."

"Yes mate."

"Stop making bum-faces."
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