Black and blistered hot dogs resembling and infected bum penis. Typically cooked over an open fire while camping and enjoyed with an ice cold coors light.
Hey man, I could really go for a solid bum dick tonight.
An extremely lazy and unproductive person; a penis that has lost its ability to become erect
Hey Doc, get off the couch and quit being such a bum dick today, we have a lot of work to do.
I took a girl home from the bar last night but nothing happened because I had a severe case of bum dick.