Top Definition
In polite after dinner conversation; a stool or dump.
"well, if you will excuse me ladies, i think I'll nip upstairs and light a bum cigar"
by Martin Duxon August 06, 2003
Turd formed when arse cheeks are so tight as to elongate it to resemble a cigar
by Anonymous May 05, 2003

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