Bullship

A substitute for "bullshit". Generally used when a teacher asks you what you said, after saying bullshit.

Kid: "Man, that's total bullshit."

Teacher: "What did you say?!"

Kid: "Oh, sorry ma'am. I said "bullship." Y'know, a ship that carries bulls overseas?"

Bullship by Fraknor May 19, 2008

bullshipping 

The ability of stores to compensate for an item's market value by projecting an initially low retail price, and then backhanding you with a shipping charge that may only be described as obscene.

"The desktop was only cheap until I found out that the ground rate was $85. What bullshipping."

bullshipping by Rubellius March 25, 2010

bulshit 

See "bullshit" because only special kids spell it "bulshit".

AIM conversation:

Person1: Man, that's bulshit.
Person2: It's spelled "bulLshit," moron.

bulshit by Dust Bunny Dies March 1, 2009

bulshitus 

The inflammation of one's fabricated lies to build one's own ego.

Donna's lies to get herself out of work have grown to the level of a bulshitus infection.

bulshitus by Editor7 September 19, 2017

bulshimizle 

Describing something gone horribly wrong, caused by a bullshit humorous event.

To bad my party burned your hotel down.
WHAT REALLY?
No just bulshimizle.

bulshimizle by Vlad n RON February 17, 2008

Budship 

A name reserved only for your best male friend with no sex involved. You guys have Budship.

Of course I'm depressed Debbie wouldn't see me. Thanks for coming over and cheering me up Budship!

Budship by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Bulshiddo 

A general term for any martial arts not usable on a street fight or a real life scenario.

Doe: What's that martial art?
John: It's bulshiddo!

Bulshiddo by FlyingBullshiddo November 27, 2017