| 1. | word whore | ||
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A person who trys to add Mexican, French, or and other bullshit words to the dictionary.
Im such a word whore
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| 2. | Bullshit Middle | ||
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A random word to decribe something really crappy That is such a Bullshit Middle
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| 3. | wank word | ||
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In the UK and the Commonwealth, a strongly derogatory and deliberately vulgar term for a buzzword, signifying that it is worthless and meaningless jargon. Wank words may be short phrases as well as single words. The word is most often used of corporate, official, or academic language.
Also, wank-word bingo: See example. Also known as buzzword bingo or bullshit bingo in various places throughout the English-speaking world. Before the meeting, Rose slipped everyone a sheet of paper. Each piece was ruled into a 5x5 grid of squares. Each square was filled in with a typical corporate wank word, and each sheet had a different combination of wank words.
Rose told everybody that they could make the meeting more interesting by playing wank-word bingo. She advised everyone to mark off any wank word Sir Charles uttered, and that the first person to mark off five in a line, vertically, horizontally, or diagonally, would be the winner. Sir Charles began his presentation, and quickly came to speak of mission, vision, rightsizing, human capital, synergies, ecosystems, stakeholders, taking ownership, performance challenges, and negative outcomes. When he spoke the word "solutions", Nigel jumped up and yelled "BINGO!" Hasty and not entirely plausible explanations had to be made immediately after. (Note: All of the above names and characters are fictional. The characters bear only coincidental resemblance to any specific individuals.) |
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| 4. | Sisafarian | ||
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A bullshit word used to describe the origin of an unknown object, used mainly to pretend like you know what the fuck your talking about, when you havent a fucken clue. *talking about a rock i found on the ground, for some reason picked up, and brought home*
Person A: Why the fuck do you have this rock? Person B: What are you talking about!!! Thats a Volcanic Sisafarian Rock my grandpa found in Guam back in the 1800's. Person A: 1800's?? Person B: Yeah he turns 300 something tomorrow. Sisafaian. |
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| 5. | bullshit bingo | ||
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August 20, 2008 Urban Word of the Day
A game that can be played in large meetings. The players write down management-nonsense word like "Out-of-the-box-thinking", "Synergy", "Content streamlining" etc. in a 5 by 5 square bingo card.
If a word or phrase is used during the meeting you check the box. When you get a five box line (horizontally, vertically or diagonally ) you shout "BULLSHIT!" and win. Company bigshot fancypants: "And that is why this merger is going to benefit shareholder value by creating value driven content.
You: "BULLSHIT BINGO!" Company bigshot fancypants: "You're fired!" |
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| 6. | Hubba Bubba Bullshit | ||
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A word that is used to describe something above bullshit "That noobtube was hubba bubba bullshit"
"That kid using juggernaut is hubba bubba bullshit" |
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| 7. | baby back bullshit | ||
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Word that describes something gay that happens to you, such as having to perform an impossible task in a very short amount of time. What the fuck Dylan?! That's some baby back bullshit!
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