word of the day: October 25, 2009
Work-safe and broadcast-safe synonym of bullshit
Person 1: "Have you heard about that guy who slept with 200 women?"
Person 2: "Yeah, whatever, that's a load of 'bullshine'!"
a witty speech act in which one uses bullshit to turn an undesirable event into an immensely favorable situation.
She declined his sexual proposition, but he bullshined his way into her sopping wet loins.
O-dog was going to prison for crack possession, but he bullshined the jury.
Fox News is bullshining current events again.
a gloss of appetizing bullshit to cover up some seriously sickening other shit, i.e. euphemistic spin of something that the bullshiner (one who applys bullshine to something) is trying to cover up
hospitals explaining the consolidation of care as coordinating care for better patient care (the bullshine), when really they are consolidating so as to gather bargaining power with insurance companies (the sickening other shit that needs to be covered up).