Is a Bulgarian food.With this bulgarian man fuck their women.
blow-job, fuck in the anal, fuck and kill.
it`s in the Bulgarian Dictionary the labor instrument of on a women.
the only one with wich they earn their money.
NA MAJKA TI "PUTKATA" MIRIZLIWA.
Typa "putka" zaspala.
"Putkata" i cyfna kat maiska roza.
Na baba ti "putkata" wisnala kat chorbadjiiska chushka"
In Bulgarian music, the low-quality pop-folk (a genre combining elements of pop music and folk elements, itself considered low-quality and poor taste to begin with). The texts are often in slang and suggestive, and the singers are usually women, derided for having much greater breast circumference than IQ (an opinion the author shares after having heard an interview with one).
Take off your sailor's T-shirt,
and I will show you my blue undies
CHALGA is a mixture of Serbian, Gypsie, Greek and Turkish music that is very popular amongst Bulgarian truck drivers, wood workers, waiters, undereducated persons and working class individuals as a whole.
No one can explain the CHALGA phenomenon - the strangest thing about it being the lack of any Bulgarian roots in the CHALGA subculture and still its high popularity in Bulgaria only. Bulgarians tend to like other Balkan peoples' shitty Oriental music and at the same time seem to ignore their own beautiful European folk music.
The word CHALGA has Turkish or Gypsie roots and it means a small orchestra of drunk gypsie musicians, making shitty noise in the middle of the night.
The CHALGA subculture has its own trade mark way of dressing - it is the pimp/prostitute fashion style.
Men should look tough and shuld be covered in golden jewelry while women should look as dumb as possible and should be dressed in a way corresponding to the style of the shittiest prostitute on the road side.
Bulgarian CHALGA musicians get inspired by mustached Turkish crap-eaters and Serbian big-boobed whores.
Fuck knows why...
"Hide na chalga parti u Planyeta Painyer!" - Let's go to a chalga party at Pioneer Planet.
Chalga is "music", made by the bulgarian low-lifes. Like every other nation, Bulgaria has its scum, and that scum listens to chalga all the time.
It's degrading, and 100% makes you stupid.
But when you look at the us rap singers like Lil Jon and 50 cent, you're going to see, that there aren't many diference betweem their "hip-hop" and the chalga.
They both have women (that have passed through a lot of "manipulations", like breast implants), the texts are idiotic, and the singers have absolutely no talent, on concerts sing only on playback, but still have quite a lot of money.
text of a "brilliant chalga song":
The rocks are falling...
a Bulgarian word, means the act of licking women's vaginna
'Lele, toja kvi lizbeti pravi!!!' - 'Wow, this guy makes incredible lizbets!!!'
"A country full of "doods" wearing speedos with pubic hair sticking out and big gold chains. They listen to chalga and and drink Rakija like it's water. If Russians ever come (military or civilian) they pay gypsies a carton of cigarettes to wait for them at the airport with sticks and pitchforks. In fact, most Bulgarians are probably gypsies. The women have recently developed a new style - short, cropped red dyed hair (on the head and the genitals). If you have a TV back in your home country, they'll probably sleep with you (even if you are a Turk!). If that happens (if you ever visit this primitive land), you can be sure that you will wake up covered in sweaty pretzels and gummy worms (a favorite snack of the Bulgar) and there will be a general stench of Rakija and vomit. The woman will likely be gone with your wallet and your chewing gum. Bulgaria is indeed a beautiful place."more...
- Are you nuts ?! Have you ever been to bulgaria or you are just talking that way.May be our country is not the richest in Europe but we definately are not as miserable as you describe us.We've got everything - TVs,computers,DVDs,cell phones,lots of things.And no bulgarian girl (unless she's a gypsy) will sleep with you because of tha fact that you have TV.You are so wrong about Bulgaria.As for me,this is a wonderful country with lots of friendly people.It's a fact that the most beautiful chicks are from Bulgaria.So my friens - suck it,because you're all wrong !