a crunkle kick is were you super glue your ball sack to your penis and get on all fours like a dog and have a elderly Bulgarian prostitute wearing six inch stiletto high heels kick you right in your genitals 5 times wile she sings "i could have been full of joy if i was ever a mother" this sex move will cost you about 350.00$$
i would like a crunkle kick please
Extremely attractive, charming, intelligent person with a strong desire to reach the top.
Not to be mistaken with 'crazy bulgarian' referring to the hairy, masculine, sleazy type that couldn't pick up a prostitute.
I'm going out with that bulgarian guy tonight.
That chick is hotter than anything I have ever seen. She must be bulgarian.
CHALGA is a mixture of Serbian, Gypsie, Greek and Turkish music that is very popular amongst Bulgarian truck drivers, wood workers, waiters, undereducated persons and working class individuals as a whole.
No one can explain the CHALGA phenomenon - the strangest thing about it being the lack of any Bulgarian roots in the CHALGA subculture and still its high popularity in Bulgaria only. Bulgarians tend to like other Balkan peoples' shitty Oriental music and at the same time seem to ignore their own beautiful European folk music.
The word CHALGA has Turkish or Gypsie roots and it means a small orchestra of drunk gypsie musicians, making shitty noise in the middle of the night.
The CHALGA subculture has its own trade mark way of dressing - it is the pimp/prostitute fashion style.
Men should look tough and shuld be covered in golden jewelry while women should look as dumb as possible and should be dressed in a way corresponding to the style of the shittiest prostitute on the road side.
Bulgarian CHALGA musicians get inspired by mustached Turkish crap-eaters and Serbian big-boobed whores.
Fuck knows why...
"Hide na chalga parti u Planyeta Painyer!" - Let's go to a chalga party at Pioneer Planet.
Chalga is a popular bulgarian music also called Pop Folk (Popular Folklore)The music is mainly with stolen from Greece and Turkey, still they are some Gipsy melodies. It targets the masses with its simple lyrics and ordinary themes. The female performers of the chalga are ussally young, prostitute like and have low IQ scores. The Male performers are big, fat, and they have low IQ scores, too. In Bulgaria there is a chalga "phenomenon", a transexual singer, gipsy origin called Azis. Apart from the solo singer there are band - like formations, or orchesters - ussually gipsies.
in your hands let it play"