Da realest gangsta nation!

Beautiful small country in south-east Europe. Over Turkey and Greece and under Romania. Next to Black Sea. It has amazing geography. The most beautiful women are from Bulgaria ;) ;dd

1.) The second most known nation of former Soviet satellite states beginning with the letter B.
2.) A little known nation that, were it known, would be known for its fresh produce, slender and provocatively dressed women, crumbling concrete communist apartments, stray dogs, and deplorable customer service.
3.) A nation that has embraced the vanity, materialism, and cultural horrors of capitalism without adopting its called upon strong work ethic or sound business sense.
4.) A nation that puts corn, pickles, mayonnaise, ketchup and bologna on soggy bread and has the gall to call it pizza.
5.) A nation that is proud of its nature yet throws trash everywhere.
6.) A nation whose populace will more readily point out unfortunate historical events or ethnic minorities as the cause of its short comings rather than the vast complacency and defeatism found within its populace.
7.) A nation with a few redeemable qualities. Possibly the best place in the world if you were raised there and have not spent significant time in other countries. Otherwise, nyama shance (no chance.)

poor,miserable people,immigrating in a search of a better life.

a country that only blindingly patriotic bulgarians write definitions for. definitions boil down to claims that this country has the most beautiful women, yet no bulgarian woman has never won miss world or miss universe.

The worst country in da world !!! There is fuckin "music" named "chalga", many gipsy, much trash... If you come here you sorry about that !!!

another corrupt destitute former communist country in eastern europe who, like everywhere in eastern europe, struggles to create an "identity" they can be proud of. bulgarians are partly thracians with predominantly turkic, arab and indian gypsy heritage, but claim to be a proud, beautiful people. bulgarian men are usually metrosexuals obsessed with ridiculous and tacky "fashion", as are the slutty women. most of them have big noses from their arab heritage, many of them lie and deceive because of their gypsy heritage, and many of them are corrupt criminals and pervs like their distant savage ancestors from asia. if asked where they are from, bulgarians will usually say "russia" because they know that no one has a fucking clue where bulgaria is.

Fun Facts...
1. bulgaria is the gypsy capital of europe.
2. because deceit runs thick in their vains a bulgarian weight lifter was disqualified for cheating in the olympics.
3. bulgarians are as famous for making computer virii as they are for sexually transmitted virii.
4. bulgaria has a beautiful countryside... LIKE EVERY OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!!!
5. while the rest of europe was growing and prospering bulgarians and other many other "slavs" were beating drums and pillaging villages.