"A country full of "doods" wearing speedos with pubic hair sticking out and big gold chains. They listen to chalga and and drink Rakija like it's water. If Russians ever come (military or civilian) they pay gypsies a carton of cigarettes to wait for them at the airport with sticks and pitchforks. In fact, most Bulgarians are probably gypsies. The women have recently developed a new style - short, cropped red dyed hair (on the head and the genitals). If you have a TV back in your home country, they'll probably sleep with you (even if you are a Turk!). If that happens (if you ever visit this primitive land), you can be sure that you will wake up covered in sweaty pretzels and gummy worms (a favorite snack of the Bulgar) and there will be a general stench of Rakija and vomit. The woman will likely be gone with your wallet and your chewing gum. Bulgaria is indeed a beautiful place."
- Are you nuts ?! Have you ever been to bulgaria or you are just talking that way.May be our country is not the richest in Europe but we definately are not as miserable as you describe us.We've got everything - TVs,computers,DVDs,cell phones,lots of things.And no bulgarian girl (unless she's a gypsy) will sleep with you because of tha fact that you have TV.You are so wrong about Bulgaria.As for me,this is a wonderful country with lots of friendly people.It's a fact that the most beautiful chicks are from Bulgaria.So my friens - suck it,because you're all wrong !
I've been living in this country since I was born.And I think that no other country can ever compare with Bulgaria !Love you Bulgaria!!!
by Juliq Alexandrowa July 18, 2006
Top Definition
the most sexy girls in the world live in bulgaria.
bulgaria equals paradise
by Todor Hristov January 26, 2004
Regarded as the country where a lot of beautiful women live.
-Dude, I love Bulgarian women!
-I know!
by Georgi Trifonov March 09, 2005
A country founded in 681 and been fucking Byzantines, Greeks, Serbians, Turks, and other kinds of shit since then (we got fucked up during the world wars but that doesn't matter) , the country is famous for its beautiful women (the most beautiful in the world), the rakiya ( very strong alcohol that only bulgarians can drink, if you are a foreigner, don't drink it, it will kill you ), and the yoghurt. Bulgarians struggle to survive because of the lack of money, but I fucking love it.
"I went to Bulgaria last year. It was great except for the black guys that robbed me and fucked me in the ass, I think tha cops called them "lainqni mangali""
by Simo April 24, 2005
I would die for Bulgaria, a wonderful country with the most beautiful girls. Even if I don't live here after I grow up I will comeback to die on this land
I am beautiful :)) "My country,my Bulgaria, I will always love you" - yeah baby!
by NightWitch May 09, 2005
the best fucking country there is,there is no better place then bulgaria,de abe maykaty,bulgaria is number 1.
yo man when i went to bulgaria i got a boner cause it was so nice.
bulgaria is off the chain
by jordan June 25, 2004
The illest county in the world yo. Beautiful girls, beaches and crazy parties.
Yo man i didnt no Bulgaria was the shit.
by mNeo December 30, 2004
Dudes, this country has the most beautiful women, nature, dudes and so on . . . That's the best place to have a really cool vacation, 'cause it is full ot cool dudes, who know how not to spare their time !
You don't need an example to understand this - you must see this country - Bulgaria !
by A.I.LZP October 17, 2005
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