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bulletproof helmet 3000 

The best kind of the bulletproof helmet, but you've probably never heard of it.
Gangster fortnite gamer: What's the name of the helmet?! I'll look it up right now!
MaximilanMus: Alright, look it up then.
Gangster fortnite gamer: What is it called?!
MaximilianMus: It's called bulletproof helmet 3000, you piece of shit! You're starting to piss me off.

Bulletproof boy scouts 

A Korean Pop (K-Pop) group of seven members, also known as BTS, who make good music, in my opinion. They're pretty good, if you're into K-Pop.
Girl 1: BTS (Bulletproof Boy Scouts) is my favorite K-pop group! *Demonic Fangirl Screeches*
Girl 2: Oh What the F-

Bulletproof 

To describe an object as being indestructible, to never stop working, or to outperform other similar products.
This truck is bulletproof, it never breaks down.

My knife just keeps on chopping through wood, it takes a beating and asks for more.
Bulletproof by bpkey March 11, 2016

Bulletproof 

To be able to withstand the negative emotional/mental aspects of the life; includes relationships, friends, family and all drama in general. Best known by La Roux's song of the same name.
"This time, baby, I'll be bulletproof."

"No you won't bitch, you're one hot mess."
Bulletproof by dan! December 5, 2012

Bulletproof Boy Scouts 

A fancy name for the FBI or for the police.
Person 1: Dude, tf did you do this time?!
Person 2: Wdym?
Person 1: The Bulletproof Boy Scouts are here to arrest us!!!
Person 2: SHIT!!!!!

Bulletproof Insult 

One of few insults in which there is no effictive comeback.
Bob-"Dude did you hear about John's bulletproof insult?"
Frank-"Haha yea all the guy could say was "Uh..SCREW YOU MAN!"