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The hottest and loudest people on the planet. You know you're Bulgarian when:
1) your normal volume is twice that of your other friends

2) you eat your body weight in baklava and shopska salad

3) you've been drinking beer since you were in diapers

4) headache? rakiya! knee scratch? rakiya! headache? rakiya! divorce? rakiya!

5) music videos are mostly softcore porn

6) you have to explain chalga to everyone

7) your baba will tell you to lose weight but won't let you leave the house unless you've eaten four servings of manja

8) you yell "opa!" at anything from your friends tripping up, to baking a good cake
"What are you watching, why us everyone naked and with lip fillers?!"

"I'm Bulgarian, it's just the newest pop song!"
Bulgarian by sophia00 August 18, 2016

Farrokh Bulsara 

Farrokh Bulsara is Freddie Mercury's real name, but you would only know that if you were a part of the Queen fandom.
my boi Farrokh Bulsara

Bulgarian constant 

Basically anything which makes your result correct. (In Bulgaria they call this "coefficient of adjustment".)
your actual result × Bulgarian constant = expected result
Bulgarian constant by tomask July 7, 2021

Bulsara Bulge 

Congratulations! You’ve made a search only real Queenies would.
Bulsara Bulge~ the blessing of Freddie Mercury or Farrokh Bulsara ‘s large penis.
This is truly a blessing.
Me: WOAHHHH DUDE LOOK AT FREDDIE’S BULSARA BULGE IN LIVE AID!
Friend: ah shit, here we go again... yes, yes we know Freddie has a large dick.
Bulsara Bulge by malekandmercury August 13, 2019

Bulgaria 

A country that you didn't know existed until someone from there keeps bringing it up.
Friend: Yoooo in my glorious country Bulgaria, they have those but wayyyy better. America sucks.
Other friend: Isn't Bulgaria a picnic park in Russia?
Bulgaria by squiffy121 September 23, 2020

Bulgarian Shit Twister 

When a woman squats over a man's meat stick while he is laying on his back, then unleashes a slightly loose dump similar to oatmeal. The woman then proceeds to insert the man's shlong into her anus and bounce on it while performing a plethora of consecutive 180 degree spins after each bounce; using her feces as lube.
Dude. Your mom gave me the best Bulgarian Shit Twister last night after your birthday party.