You knock someone out, kidnap them and drive to the nearest jungle. Before they wake up hang them upside down with vines and stick pokeball styled anal beads inside their ass
Last night I went bulbasoaring it was intense but I feel like it would be easier with smaller children for next time.
A Bulbasore is a Grass Type Pokemon that usualy haves pain all the time. Yet being the first Pokemon in the Pokedex, it is one of the rarest Pokemon ever