Top Definition
1.) A sex guru who has extensive knowledge on the following areas:

- sex positions
- places to have sex
- sex
- sex
- did I mention sex?

2.) A guy with the body frame of a girl and fucking huge glasses, usually holds a guitar and rocks out with chicken wings; also has the habit of making his big eyes look even bigger

3.) WO!ICHAMäNOK!
syet! kumantot ako kagabi dana! bulag yA pari.. dakal na balu!!!
by jemoy095540 February 04, 2010

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