1). Experiences uncontrollable, Hulk-like rage against electronic devices and inanimate objects which include coffee tables, laptops, etc...
2). Has a strict daily routine that is never changed or altered.
3). Collects every cigar box and wine bottle they have ever come in contact with.
4). Wears Camouflage Khaki shorts after 1995.
Q.Hey,Why are you on Craigs List looking for a slightly used Ottoman?
A. I pulled a Bukowski on my coffe table and Karate chopped it to smithereens!!
ruined of grace and senses
and the heart roars like a lion
at what they've done to us"