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Distinctive aroma given off by societal caste of buffoons who can be categorized under the moniker "hippy". Often used to express the smell associated with pseudo-revolutionaries who believe girding your loins with soiled hemp underpants is the quickest way to end the plight of the third world. Hippies smell like dog sex.
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| 23. | KSU Fans | ||
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A soon to be defunct website, www.ksufans.com, was unable to survive due to the lack of interest in Kansas State University "Athletics." I used to go to KSU Fans to watch idiot K-State fans talk about their horrible athletics department. It was mostly for my entertainment because I find it funny that they thought they had a snowball's chance in Hell of winning a national championship in anything.
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| 24. | ass is grass | ||
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Shorthand for the full expression of, "Your ass is grass, and I'm the lawnmower!"
Implies that the person making the statement has directed certain doom of one sort or another on the person to whom the statement is directed. When the shorthand is used, it simply means that the person is doomed, has made an unrecoverable critical error or has otherwise made a mistake that puts ones own life, freedom or choices at some degree of peril, which is not necessarily always or even most times fatal. When the full statement is used from one person to another, it also means that the person making the statement believes with a high degree of confidence that s/he has total control or domination over the person to whom the statement was directed. Examples of this in society and popular culture include authority figures such as parents, military officers, etc. The notion that "ass is grass" has anything to do with post-death bodily decay and/or fertilizer is a misdirected urban legend by pompous buffoons trying to impress someone with a creative but ultimately false etymology. Parent to child: "If I catch you with pot in the house, your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower."
Child to friend: "Oh man. I got three Fs on my report card. When my dad hears about this, my ass is grass." Child to friend: "My parents said I'd be grounded if I didn't bring my math grade up from a C to a B." Friend: "What'd you get?" Child, pausing: "An F." Friend: "Sounds like your ass is grass." Husband to wife's lover, while picking up bludgeoning weapon, after finding wife and the other man in bed: "Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower." Kid playing video game who just lost his last 'life point'. "Aw, my ass is grass." Military drill sergeant to troops: "Move scumbags! Move, move MOVE! Didn't you hear me, Jones? I said move, and when I say move, you move, and you move NOW or your ass is grass, and I'm the lawnmower, do you understand that Jones?" Jones, ideally while MOVING NOW: "Sir, yes, sir!" Driver seeing sirens in the rear mirror, muttering to self. "My ass is grass." |
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| 25. | Glipnar | ||
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The love child of Pluto and Uranus, a special little planet by the name of Glipnar was abandoned during the pie and cake war that ravenged the galaxy during the Pieizoic Period. But Glipnar was no ordinary baby planet. Glipnar had a special power. He was able to make the most awesome apple pie cookies this side of the milky way. When certain intergalatic villians found out about Glipnar's special cookie making skills, Flarb, the ugliest, smelliest, cake loving villian of them all plotted an attack to kidnap Glipnar and make him produce cupcakes to feed his evil cake army. After Pluto was exiled from the universe, and Uranus had major damage from gas bombs during a major cake and pie battle, Glipnar was finally stolen for ransom by the evil space pirates. Upon hearing about the evil deeds of these space pirates and Flarb, two superheros were called to save this baby planet and set Glipnar back to his rightful place in plantary history. Captain Awesome, a handsome dashing superhero who could photoshop like no ones business, and Starscream, a charming sharpie welding femme fatale, headed up the plans to not only save Glipnar, but to distroy the evil Flarb and annihilate the Cake Army. Secretly being members of the Pie Army, they searched the galaxy high and low for any sign of Glipnar. Upon discovering Glipnar's whereabouts, they hatched a plan to break into the Cake Army's fortress and save Glipnar before he could be used for evil cake experiments. After dodging gu... |
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| 26. | twatsrwet | ||
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A derogatory term for a wet vagina.
Twat , cunt and pussy are commonly used by immature boys and by drunken buffoons looking to go home alone because they pissed off the women within hearing distance. When I walk into a room the twatsrwet from excitement
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| 27. | buffoon | ||
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an incredibly sexy, funny, caring, amazing nerd. stephanie+tianah the super buffoons.
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| 28. | VSFW | ||
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Very safe for work.
It is a page that will censor any materials that could possibly offend family members/co workers/bosses/managers/etc. It is also friendly to all races (yes, races, cats and dogs alike), skin pigments, countries, and what have you. It can be good or bad. A site that will censor swear words, such as that one site dedicated to showcasing stories of how consumers are bumbling buffoons, or it could be bad, as like that one site where you can upload videos for the whole world to see, and a video unloader shuts off comments for his clip. VSFW: Very Safe for work.
1. A hilarious site that censors swears Jimmy: Oh man, this site is so funny! It's... I dunno... very safe for work! Jonny: Yeah, and I can read it anywhere and no one will be offended! 2. A video uploader who disables comments. Video Site Commenter 1: ah well i cant offer my 2 cents Video Site commenter 2: no dam u why cant u alow commentatisions! grargiurefqwierf! dam u VSFW! |
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