bar buffer 

When you're stuck at dive on a bad date or in an awkward conversation you can't escape...a bar buffer is an acquaintance of yours that is a religious staple at any watering hole who is always happy to see you and loves keeping up conversation. Thank God for their early onset alcoholism because in sticky situations like this, they will be your right hand man until bar close.

I cant believe I caved to go out with this guy, he's more annoying than his texts and this beer won't make the night any better...Holly thought to herself .
Oh thank God there's Gabby! It's happy hour of course she's here, bar buffer to the rescue!

easy out wing man third wheel savior

bar buffer by Helladays January 28, 2016

barf a buffet

This is a humorous expression when someone vomits a copious amount after, for example, spending an evening drinking and eating!

Gaaaawdd, Reggie went to the bathroom to barf a buffet!!!

barf a buffet by I, Wreckerrr June 7, 2021

The Barnes Buffet 

The act of sucking more than 7 penises in a day.

Ugh, don't go near her! Last week she chowed down on The Barnes Buffet!

The Barnes Buffet by It's all a joke June 7, 2011

buffer bars 

device used with skill to shine an old vagina - similar to the tools to shine shoes

I fucked Jon Gosselin last night and had to used the buffer bars to clean my dirty pussy

buffer bars by AJandKiawna November 12, 2009

Buffenbarger 

(verb) 1. When one Democrat tries to tag another with the label "elitist," or otherwise employ pseudo-populist Republican-style "wedge issue" politics.
2. To engage in desperate pre-election name calling.

Term derived from the name of Machinists' Union President Thomas Buffenbarger. In a February 2008 speech on behalf of Hillary Clinton, Buffenbarger slammed Obama supporters as "latte-drinking, Prius-driving, Birkenstock-wearing, trust fund babies."

1. "It just doesn't make sense for a person with 109 million dollars to try and Buffenbarger her opponent like that--it's not as if she's Norma Rae or something."

2. "I will not be Buffenbargered by someone who just came back from two weeks vacationing in the Hamptons."

Buffenbarger by north_aufzoo April 20, 2008