As mentioned on ChrisBox.com

In todays society, no straight man likes to hold the title of "gay", nor posess any of the qualities that would make one homosexual. In turn, when in a public setting, we must instate what one calls the "Female Buffer".

The female buffer is not just any woman. This woman has to be generally good looking see this example. Click here. This woman can not be any of the following:

* Fat
* Ugly
* Butch
* Manly in any way
* Excessively hairy
* Express an unhealthy odor
* Lesbian

As you can see, there is a strict protocol a woman must adhere to in order to obtain the female buffer status. It is not easy to be a female buffer; but it is a wonder how so many women are female buffers, in a world of such ugly. There are a proud few, beautiful women who are proud to say "I am a female buffer".

There is a very strict protocol to what a female buffer must do, and what one must do to uphold the duties of a female buffer. A female buffer must always stand or walk directly in the center of the two males. Distance in this situation does not matter since the female buffer is of the opposite sex. In the event that there is an odd number of men (example, 3 men and 1 female buffer), one more man must be brought along to even out the pack, and two men must be on each side at all times. In this situation there will be man standing next to man. To fix this situation, all men must stand at least 5 feet apart at all times. ...

A buffer girl refers to a woman who you have sex with only because you need to lose your virginity and gain sexual experience for later female encounters.

A date buffer is a friend that you bring along when you hang out with someone that you're romantically interested in. The purpose of this is to make the excursion seem as if it wasn't a date, but more of a friendly gathering. In most cases though, the 'buffer' is ignored as a third wheel.

However, if you're NOT interested in the person, a date buffer can be used so that you don't send the wrong message.

Buffer Face is the funny awkward facial shot of a person you see when a online video loads, then stops to buffer.

The chick(s) who sucks the porn stars' dicks in between scenes to keep them hard (rarely the same person who sucks his dick on-scene).

Country of the 'ands-zin-zuh-haire people. (See statue of liberty)

The zenith of exquis fanaticism and arrogance (believers of French fine art crap should watch an hour of French national T.V.).

Since non-white people (immigrants) find no jobs, they become part-time athletes. From this pool, France finds very competitive representatives and does well in World Cups/Olympics. This representation of France provides an illusion of "fraternité". This brings and creates more deceived immigrants (->) leading to riots.

France is actively involved in spreading the "Francophonie" to developing countries. Few smell the churning evil.

Good things about France: education is free; people are always open to debate before consented rape; many Americans love the beauty (draped hypocrisy) of France which is always a good thing; even a short guy like Napoleon can pick up hundreds of chicks there; Celine Dion's wailing sounds better in French (yes, it was English); if there's a nice chick in a French film (and there usually is), she'll be nude by the end and you'll see a black guy saying her p**@ tastes like milk or some weirder stuff which in general is so artsy that you'd finding yourself bending over a la Francaise if you could fathom its depth.

Country of the 'ands-zin-zuh-haire people. (See statue of liberty)

The zenith of exquis fanaticism and arrogance (believers of French fine art crap should watch an hour of French national T.V.).

Since non-white people (immigrants) find no jobs, they become part-time athletes. From this pool, France finds very competitive representatives and does well in World Cups/Olympics. This representation of France provides an illusion of "fraternité". This brings and creates more deceived immigrants (->) leading to riots.

France is actively involved in spreading the "Francophonie" to developing countries. Few smell the churning evil.

Good things about France: education is free; people are always open to debate before consented rape; many Americans love the beauty (draped hypocrisy) of France which is always a good thing; even a short guy like Napoleon can pick up hundreds of chicks there; Celine Dion's wailing sounds better in French (yes, it was English); if there's a nice chick in a French film (and there usually is), she'll be nude by the end and you'll see a black guy saying her p**@ tastes like milk or some weirder stuff which in general is so artsy that you'd finding yourself bending over a la Francaise if you could fathom its depth.